1. |
Daddy Austin
03:23
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My name is Austin and I like ass,
not just any ass, but teenage ass,
so many girls in my fan club,
yet everyone thinks I'm a grub.
Oh, Austin, you're such a creep,
your fuckin' antics make me wanna weep,
what you do is not cool and it is not fun,
boy you better know how to run,
stop looking at girl's asses and fuckin' listen,
otherwise you're gonna end up in prison
You're 23 and they're 14,
so brother stop tryna get in their jeans,
stop doing this Austin you sap,
those girls are too young to make their asses clap,
Bro why you wanna see that shit,
is it because you can't get any chicks?
You say you did it for the kicks,
but brother when you go to prison,
they'll chuck you in the pit,
far out you're attracted to the girl scouts,
but looking at you, you got no clout,
don't pretend you're not a paedophile,
because my friend we've known it for a while,
and now I wanna feed you to a crocodile,
His name is Austin and he likes ass,
not just any ass, but teenage ass,
what he does is not okay,
just like joining the KKK.
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2. |
Finger Family Song
00:46
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Daddy Finger, daddy finger,
where are you?
Here I am, here I am,
How do you do?
Mummy Finger, mummy finger,
where are you?
Here I am, here I am,
How do you do?
Brother Finger, brother finger,
where are you?
Here I am, here I am,
How do you do?
Sister Finger, sister finger,
where are you?
Here I am, here I am,
How do you do?
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3. |
Razor Scooters
02:16
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He's one of those guys who ride razor scooters,
his mum and his aunt both work at Hooter's,
the pastel coloured hats and the Santa Cruz socks,
He also thinks that he's a big shot,
We go to the skate park,
When it’s after dark,
And we see a group of kids who really shouldn’t be there,
We tell them to get fucked,
Yet they make a fuss,
So we have to get ourselves ready to fight them.
He's one of those guys who ride razor scooters,
his mum and his aunt both work at Hooter's,
the pastel coloured hats and the Santa Cruz socks,
He also thinks that he's a big shot,
They be doing tricks,
but no one gives a shit,
because they are all a bunch of dickheads,
They don’t give a fuck,
and they know they suck,
But they don’t know that no-one wants to bet them,
He's one of those guys who ride razor scooters,
his mum and his aunt both work at Hooter's,
the pastel coloured hats and the Santa Cruz socks,
He also thinks that he's a big shot,
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4. |
i drink blood
02:43
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5. |
Don't Do Drugz
02:31
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